Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,585 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (115/390 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/460 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/450 points)
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
find and kill a miniboss
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Buy your first of many upgrades.
Max out any upgrade type. Some have more levels than others.
Collect 2,000 money or more in any one level. Money multiplier helps.
Check out and maybe even read the credits.
Get two attack power ups at the same time for massive damage.
Reflect 30 bullets with one shield power up. Try not to touch the foes though.
Kill 1,000 foes dead.
Get a Total High Score of 300,000 or more.
Grind a bit and max out all upgrades.
Beat any level after level 10 without taking damage.
Beat the first 10 levels.
Get a Total High Score of 1,000,000 or more. Can only be done on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels again on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels and finish the game.
Get an A rank or better in every level on Hard Mode.
Get an A rank or better in every level.
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Start already!
Complete the game
Answer the in-game poll.
Find 15 feathers
Find all shells
Find all hearts
Earn 100,000 points
Find 25 feathers
Open the code protected chest
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Eat an eggplant
Be accompanied by all three animal friends
Score 3000 points
Defeat the RoboPimp
Catch the Snitch
Get the flower to sprout all its petals
Score 5000 points
Find Tom Sennett
Score 7000 points
